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Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:34 am
by ozzydiodude • The Weird One | 2.445 Posts | 11379 Points

Kids you got to love'm

My buddy's boy got kicked out of school today. I asked him why? Cause I go to school with idiots and the teacher are idiots too, and I can't even be home schooled because mommy and daddy say their idiots too. I think I got a future president on my hand's here.


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:21 am
by Weedhopper | 1.198 Posts | 3981 Points

Poor guy,,doesnt sound like things are gonna get any better for him. LOL. All those Idiots need to get off his back. Thats just funny as hell.

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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:27 pm
by shortbus | 253 Posts | 1304 Points

my daughter is going through puberty right now. someone shoot me in the face PLEASE! i know this is a very tough time in her life, but WOW i've never seen irrationality like this before in my life. i asked her to "please change your shirt, or put on a jacket b/c its cold" and she lost it on me this morning.


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:42 pm
by Weedhopper | 1.198 Posts | 3981 Points

Age has nothing to do with them being a pain in the ass. My 3 yr old Grand Daughter looses it all the time.


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:13 pm
by orangesunshine | 795 Posts | 3150 Points

i got a 12yr old daughter with many a laugh to share at my expense


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:37 pm
by 4u2sm0ke • Marijuana is good | 2.326 Posts | 10538 Points

I have 3 Wonderful Kids...its even more wonderful 2 are moved out now...lol..


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:46 am
by Smokinmom | 755 Posts | 2295 Points

I have a 14 yr old daughter that "became a woman" 6 months ago. It's just made her worse because she's already pretty difficult to live with. I feel bad for her brothers...well, not really. Lmao.

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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:49 am
by Smokinmom | 755 Posts | 2295 Points

I remember back when my oldest son was potty training. We were about to leave the house so I made him go. He just stood there and nothing was happening. I told him to hurry up and he said 'I can't pee right now, my penis is out of batteries". I laughed so hard. :-D

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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:34 am
by Weedhopper | 1.198 Posts | 3981 Points

My Grand daughter is gonna drive us crazy being stuck in the house. Just gotta tell ya what she said yesterday.
She was talking crap(3yrs old) and I put my hand up, and said"talk to tha hand cause Pawpaw dont wanna hear it",,, and she stops and says" OH hi hand,,whats yur name,,you wanna play" Me and the Wife laughed our asses off. I was trying to be a smart *** and it back fired

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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:26 am
by Smokinmom | 755 Posts | 2295 Points

Lmao wh!!

I have another potty training story from the same kid above. When I was trying to teach him how to wide I must have gotten a little rough. He looked at me and said, " be careful mom, I have a sensible butt". I know he meant to say sensitive so it was pretty funny.

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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:57 pm
by Weedhopper | 1.198 Posts | 3981 Points

Does that mean he has a Smart Ass.


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RE: Kids Stories

in Just saying Hi Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:06 am
by Cubby | 1.224 Posts | 4635 Points

I went to HomeDepot this morning with the song Inna Gadda Da Vita stuck in my head. While I was looking at light bulbs I was singing "inna gadda da vita baby" repeatedly. Some young woman said, to no one in particular, "what a retard". A little boy about 5 says "Hey, don't say retard to him, that's mean!!", then he came over patted my hand and "you can sing your garden song if you want, it's o.k.". I busted out laughing, and thanked him for sticking up for me. His mom looked so proud. Sometimes kids will amaze you.

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